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[so it's bleach

this fucking burns he's returning exbro fuck that he's not letting his buddy get hurt he's gonna try and see if there's someplace he can climb up onto

and if there isn't, he'll let polibro out to dilute the bleach with water and that'll lift them up levels too]

[Yep! Enjoy that. You'll see Ratty in the hallway, just out of reach by the time that Gold climbs out. He'll be your new escort through the hallway...]

[hold on just let polibro power-clean gold off because seriously??? bleach is blech

and once that's done (he still looks like shit and he's still drenched and ugh ugh ugh this is awful) he'll return polibro and chase after ratty]

[Yep! Enjoy the chase!

Especially when you chase the rat into a pitch dark room, see Ratty disappear through a small flap in the wall on the other side of this strange room, and then get assailed with a bunch of wild, grouchy Zubat!

Enjoy that Supersonic, there's nearly a hundred of those awful bats. ~~If only you'd agreed to bring Crystal, she could have caught them all...~~]

[gold presses his hands against his ears to block out the sound the best he can, but it's pretty damn hard to concentrate--

sunbro has flash he'll sacrifice his hearing to light this place up and scare those zubat]

[It angers the bats! They start attacking or trying to fly out of the room in a big swarm.

Of course Yellow would put you in a situation to try and tire your Pokémon out. Of course.]

[of course

he still needs sunbro out to keep up her flash, but he'll protect her with his own body and kick open the door far enough to let out those that wanna get going

and for the rest of them sudobro can beat them down with his rockin self

gold is gonna be running on adrenaline fumes by the end of this goose chase]

[That's the idea! But the end is in sight! There's one last long hallway, and even from this far Gold should be able to read on the distant door, painted in red paint;]

Come and get me.

[oh he's coming alright

there's not a fucking single shred of hesitation late as he, battered and bleached and bitten and burning to hell and back, slams the door open with a laugh and shout]

You done playin' games, Yellow? [he doesn't have any of his pokemon out anymore, it'll just be you and him, though he's got one hand close to genbro's ball]

[Yellow's sitting on the same posh chair from the video tape, her Pokémon gathered around her. She's already finished healing them all up, patting Maggie especially for its hard work.]

The game ends when you die, my friend. But sure.

[She stands up, walking forward.]

I'll even give you the first hit.

[Then she'll be allowed to call it self defense, and to kill you, Gold. But not before she beats the crap out of you.]

You're underestimating me, Yellow, my partners and I have gotten stronger.

[he hasn't had the time to really heal up his team on the other hand, but there's just anger in his eyes and he seems pretty damn confident

especially since he just unhitches one pokeball and keeps the pokemon inside hidden]

In fact, your offer's plenty! [since he's been lacking his cuestick, he's managed to use his spare time to practice bouncing his balls off the floor to where he wants them to be

and where he wants genbro to land is in front of yellow's pokemon with a hypnosis

could you call this a technical first hit when he hasn't done any harm to her?]

[She is angry, sure, but she just coldly "tsks" and leaves them, turning her attention back to Gold.]

They've done their jobs. Were you really that scared that you had to force them to take naps? You're going to mess up their sleep schedules.

Please, I'm just givin' them the rest they deserve, Yellow. I'm a kind person. You've been workin' them pretty hard.

[he shrugs and grins]

You deserve a rest too, Yellow. Aren't you tired of bein' an asshole all the time? Genbro can give you an easy sleep too.

Ranny, use Crunch.

[Oh hey Hypnosis didn't succeed on all of them. The little Nidoran launches itself at Gengar, while Yellow holds her arms out at her sides. Nothing in hand, far from her pockets.]

Hit me, Gold. Hit me as hard as you can. You'll feel better. And it'll be okay because you're the hero.

[genbro'll take an okay amount of damage from that, but he'll slip into the shadows if he's able to

particularly ranny's friends shadows

gold flicks his eyes from genbro and back to yellow - if he's able to, gold wants him to at some point slip into yellow's]

Am I allowed to pat you down first? Just to make sure you ain't got nothin' up your... sleeves, buddy.

Looking for any excuse to feel me up again, I see.

I'm a civil and honorable man, Yellow, if I'd known it was you I wouldn't have touched you with a twenty foot pole.

[he'll just pat down her arms anyway]

Not like you got much to feel.

[Nothing in her arms! And she goes right ahead and helps herself to digging her hands in Gold's pockets. The pat-down might as well be "fair", right?]

Says the guy who wanted so badly to touch my legs. But I don't blame you. I am pretty wonderful.

[he hasn't got anything in his pockets either, it's a "clean and fair" fight]

Any girl's legs are pretty nice, you know, and since you are a chick, you get a freebie from life. That's all.

[gengar will start slipping from shadow to shadow now, quietly draining their energy, and he's gonna head for ranny]

[Ranny is still bouncing around and attempting to bite the Gengar. Yellow folds her arms.]

Yeah? You say that, but I think you don't actually have any reference level for anything like that. Aside from Crystal, she is fiiiiine. But I doubt either of you are even remotely as good at kissing as I am, let alone anything more than that.

[um um yes he will attempt to hypnosis her please stop moving he wants to put you to sleep--]

Is that a challenge? Do you seriously want me to kiss you that badly? How gross. And you and Red've gone all the way? Double gross, I feel sorry for him.

[I AM AN ANGRY POISONOUS BUNNY RABBIT I WILL BITE YOU NEVER STOPS BOUNCING]

Are you so insecure that you took it as a challenge? And say what you want, but Red has never whimpered anything resembling a complaint in all those times. And he's whimpered many things.

[NO PLEASE HE'S A POISONOUS GHOST THING QUIT BOUNCING!!!]

I don't wanna know about your private life. [genbro's still not where he wants him to be, but whatever] Especially since it ain't gonna matter once you're on the ground where you belong.

[NEVER NOT BOUNCING]

On the ground? Puh! Hahah! What are you even talking about? You think you're gonna kill me? Or do you think you can actually hold me down?

[STOP BOUNCING.......... PLEASE?]

It'd be easier if I could kill you, yeah, but I can't. Don't get me wrong - it's not 'cause I think I'm too weak to take you out, but Silver wouldn't be too happy if his family died, you know? I gotta keep my eye on the prize. I'll just take you down a few notches and make you pay for what you did to my prized cue.