illegalmarriage | (no subject)

By far.

Well, I mean, of course I'm cuter. And stuff. By far! He just acts all cool guy all the time but I'm the real deal. Seriously, who'd wanna date or have an egg with that guy?

Don't push it. He is pretty cute and sweet.

He'd never be able to turn you into goo, that's for sure. But right now he's got six hands... Too bad they're not coordinated at all, he could've had a better time makin' me pissed.

...What do his hands have to do with it? [By the way he's picking you up so he can start carrying you back Gold-]

[glaaadly will just slump against silver mmm yes carry him boyfriend preferably to bed

sex he wants sex not just a bed where you leave him and then let him sleep okay

he sighs fondly and lets his hands drift south over silver]

I think I've said this before, but I've got my work cut out for me. You're as stupid as can be about this.

[Gold what are you-

oh

oh]

Gross, Gold. [Did you really have to bring up the concept of sex with Boobro god damn]

[hahahaha]

Just sayin', Silver. It's happened with Pokémon and people before. Ever read the headlines?

No. The only person I'm ever doing anything with is-

[oh he walked right into this one didn't he]

[he so did]

Is...? Come on, Silver, I can't read your mind. [he knows exactly who he's just loving this though]

[...]

You.

Jerk.

[he's gonna chuckle at that]

You wanna know what I wanna do with you?

You're gonna tell me anyway, right?

Maybe. Maybe not.

Fine. What?

A buncha things you'd laugh at.

[...Huh?]

Like what?

[they're all stupid and sweet and sappy he doesn't wanna say

he's a total romantic at heart won't accept anything else]

Just, you know, things. Holdin' hands and... watching the stars or somethin'. [quick save face] Foolin' around in the forests like when we were Pokémon. I wouldn't even mind givin' you all the attention in the world! You look great like that.

[he also really wants to give silver another hickey]

...I'd like stuff like that. Doesn't have to be fancy.

[go ahead it's not like he'll stop him]

[good because he'll make them between talking

just small ones]

Would you feel uncomfortable if it was fancy? I mean, you've lived pretty nicely I'd imagine, but. [gold can be simple too] We can have tea.

...We can have Tea. Fancy's okay too, as long as it's not too fancy. [For someone that's lived so nicely, he's not all that good at being refined...]

What counts as "too fancy"?

Anything where I have to worry more about keeping up appearances than spending time with you.

[...] Do you really like fancy things? I thought you were poor.

[IF YOU COULD SEE HIS FACE, SILVER

IF YOU COULD SEE HIS FACE]

Hell no! I mean, Mom and I don't live in this huuuge castle or estate or whatever, but we've got enough money to support me, her, and like twenty different Pokémon. I've had my fair share of fine wines, so to speak! [he's not silver but he's not middle class he'd probably be stuffed into "rich boy" if they didn't HAVE all of those pokemon actually........]

Edited 2013-07-19 09:20 (UTC)

...Weird. Okay.