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[illegalmarriage]

dumb kids part three

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[illegalmarriage]

[can I get a mocha with hot chocolate and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it

please

you're the greatest]

[illegalteendad]

[and some real food like two of the cafe specials

and rolls bring on bread

maybe a salad

oh uh he'll take lemonade yeah okay

thanks waiter dude]

[illegalmarriage]

[Thank you--!

ahhhhh this is nice

...I'm surprised they let us in here in our boxers though, damn]

[illegalteendad]

[are you joking

they're all pokemon

they're like, all naked if the apparent clothes industry is anything to go by

why would they be interested in two dudes going out in their boxers






i mean we're getting a lot of weird looks but there's no one saying we can't be in here maybe they're just really chill]

[illegalmarriage]

[Still it feels kind of rude

aren't you a little embarrassed]

[illegalteendad]

[what are you]

[illegalmarriage]

[Kind of? Only a little...]

[illegalteendad]

[is it because of all those hickeys on your neck]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Shit I forgot about those]

[illegalteendad]

[do you want some more i can make it a necklace]

[illegalmarriage]

[Not in public Gold]

[illegalteendad]

[it's not like anyone's really looking at them]

[illegalmarriage]

[It's rude god dammit-]

[illegalteendad]

[fiiiine i mean i got them too

actually like how big did you make these i wasn't payin attention to that just how horny i was gettin because of you

seriously you're a goddamn tease sometimes]

[illegalmarriage]

[illegalteendad]

[i bet they're no bigger than my thumb am i right

that biting thing you did was super nice too

can you do it again sometime when i'm not carrying you]

[illegalmarriage]

[No bigger than your thumb

yeah okay whatever you say

(maybe)]

[illegalteendad]

[c'mon someone like you doin any worse??? more like my fantasy come true--

excuse me there are patrons who are getting rather uncomfortable with your bedroom talk, says the azumarill as he comes with their food. there are also clothes for you. shirts and pants. please put them on for the entirety of your stay and return them to me as they are part of the uniform.]

... Sorry.

[illegalmarriage]

[...Oops.]

Thank you.

[illegalteendad]

[two specials, a salad between them, some rolls, gold's lemonade, and silver's mocha with hot chocolate and a scoop of vanilla ice cream on it

shirts and pants as well

if you need anything, please don't hesitate to raise your hand for a waiter!]

... Pokémon really are like people here. [um ok he'll... get dressed first...]

[illegalmarriage]

[Its true, isn't it? He's gonna get those clothes on as fast as he can.

then comes the incredibly sweet and caffeinated thing mmm yes-]

[illegalteendad]

[nope]

Eat first, then you can have some of your drink. Because otherwise you're gonna get full with coffee of all things. Alright?

[illegalmarriage]

...What are you, my dad?

[Okay okay he's eating food first

happy]

[illegalteendad]

If I was, I wouldn't have bet on you to take care of Johto. Especially with some hot hero kids runnin' around.

[but yes he's happy

yes good]

[illegalmarriage]

[...

...Dammit, he shouldn't have brought up dad...

So anyway uh-] This is really good.