[And in the event you're watching with dread at this point, Gold, it changes scene. Now Yellow is in what looks like a workshop, surrounded by tools and placing the cue stick on the work table. Everything is set up very neatly and purposefully in frame.]

Welcome back! Here, I'll show you what it'll take to convert this beat-up ol' cuestick into something you can use... eh, on the fly. Won't be worth beans but it'll get us out of this pinch, don't you think?

[At which point Yellow begins; the shots are framed lovingly around the torture of the cuestick. Its tip is sawed off, and any solid center hollowed out. Holes are drilled - "oopsie, clumsy me, let's try drilling the other side entirely!" - and drilled, and drilled. It resembles swiss cheese by the time Yellow is done mutilating it, and then she threads the fishing line through the holes and places the reel into the handle, ruining it for good. It's an agonizing set of clips that takes a wonderful ten minutes of footage.]