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[somehow he doubts that]

Really.

Cofagrigus. Think about it.

[...] Or it could be Maskbro. [Ugh masks]

[fagbro....]

Yeah, I see your point. It just sounds childish.

So does Dusty, but they're both cute.

[DUSTY IS NOT A

SHUT UP]

I was younger when I got her. He's, what, fifteen? Too old to be naming his Pokémon like that.

You're never too old to do something, big bro.

[oh no it stuck]

Trick-or-treating.

Nope.

[Indeed it did]

Sleeping with your Pokémon like they're dolls.

Are you offering?

[Nope not even making fun of him he's just lighting up-]

I'm too big to sleep with now. And a coffin. Remember?

[well right now he's not but still

... dusty would like to put in that big bro used to sleep with her]

[Boobro you try so hard to act cool

you're just like Gold you shit-]

So? I've slept with Rhydon and Feraligatr before. You still fit on a bed.

[no gold's a sappy hopelessly smitten romantic with a thing for redheads

boobro's just kind of awkward and a good guy]

According to the rest of them, I am a bed. [pat pat dusty he'll still sleep with her if she wants]

[He meant the good guy part]

You're comfy. ...And weirdly warm, even if you're supposed to be a ghost.

[For a coffin that sucks people in you sure are comfy dude]

[yeah they're the same]

You're just weird.

If I'm weird, you're weirder.

You're the one that wants to sleep with a coffin, Silver.

I don't want to sleep with a coffin. I want to sleep with one of my Pokémon.

[Jeez don't make it sound like he just likes sleeping with coffins]

[you might as well]

I'm just teasing you. I mean, you've slept with a lot of different things before.

[Shrug. Your point is sailing right over his head, Boobro.]

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[please get real

okay the ledian are beating their wings to dry off the nail polish yes good]

Yours look nice, Dusty.

[yours too]

[...Wow they really do look super cute Dusty

you too, Big bro

sure is manly as fuck in here]

[they can do some flowers or spirals too if they'd like--]

I'm drawing the line there. No flowers for me.

C'mon Big bro, just get a flower on your thumbs.

[It will be adorable just do it]

No.

[please?? we'll all get matching flowers on our thumbs and it'll be fun!]

... What kind of flowers would you want, anyway?

[silver is open to answer too but dusty likes daisies]