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[illegalmarriage]

dumb kids part three

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[illegalmarriage]

Nope.

[Indeed it did]

[boobro]

Sleeping with your Pokémon like they're dolls.

[illegalmarriage]

Are you offering?

[Nope not even making fun of him he's just lighting up-]

[boobro]

I'm too big to sleep with now. And a coffin. Remember?

[well right now he's not but still

... dusty would like to put in that big bro used to sleep with her]

[illegalmarriage]

[Boobro you try so hard to act cool

you're just like Gold you shit-]

So? I've slept with Rhydon and Feraligatr before. You still fit on a bed.

[boobro]

[no gold's a sappy hopelessly smitten romantic with a thing for redheads

boobro's just kind of awkward and a good guy]

According to the rest of them, I am a bed. [pat pat dusty he'll still sleep with her if she wants]

[illegalmarriage]

[He meant the good guy part]

You're comfy. ...And weirdly warm, even if you're supposed to be a ghost.

[For a coffin that sucks people in you sure are comfy dude]

[boobro]

[yeah they're the same]

You're just weird.

[illegalmarriage]

If I'm weird, you're weirder.

[boobro]

You're the one that wants to sleep with a coffin, Silver.

[illegalmarriage]

I don't want to sleep with a coffin. I want to sleep with one of my Pokémon.

[Jeez don't make it sound like he just likes sleeping with coffins]

[boobro]

[you might as well]

I'm just teasing you. I mean, you've slept with a lot of different things before.

[illegalmarriage]

[Shrug. Your point is sailing right over his head, Boobro.]

[boobro]

[please get real

okay the ledian are beating their wings to dry off the nail polish yes good]

Yours look nice, Dusty.

[yours too]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Wow they really do look super cute Dusty

you too, Big bro

sure is manly as fuck in here]

[boobro]

[they can do some flowers or spirals too if they'd like--]

I'm drawing the line there. No flowers for me.

[illegalmarriage]

C'mon Big bro, just get a flower on your thumbs.

[It will be adorable just do it]

[boobro]

No.

[please?? we'll all get matching flowers on our thumbs and it'll be fun!]

... What kind of flowers would you want, anyway?

[silver is open to answer too but dusty likes daisies]

[illegalmarriage]

I'm okay with whatever Dusty wants. [This is a bonding experience okay]

[boobro]

[daisies it is!!!

they'll just get simple white ones

wow they're so pretty]

How are you okay with this, Silver? Ain't your pride as a man burning?

[illegalmarriage]

[They really are...]

...Why would it? Blue and I did each others' nails all the time.

[boobro]

[he is so weirded out by you guys]

Johto kids are weird! I'm glad I wasn't born around those regions.

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

Gold's the Johto kid, genius. I'm a Kanto kid.

[...] Well, not anymore, but...

[illegalmarriage]

Seriously, quit trying to act like a cool tough guy all the time. I'm not ashamed of spending time with my big sis, especially with something as harmless as painting nails.

[boobro]

[he's not going down as easily as gold did dude]

Eh. Just not my thing. [blowing off uh huh]