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[illegalmarriage]

dumb kids part three

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[illegalmarriage]

[So done with you two]

We can't steal anymore, Murkrow. Good guys, remember?

[What really

damn come on they're going out all the time now and he can't get all the shiny cool stuff he wants?]

[illegalteendad]

You can only steal from bad guys.

[what oh come on]

[illegalmarriage]

Exactly. Only when we need to.

[Oh man ugh fine whatever]

[illegalteendad]

[they're going to be the most effective parents ever



as long as they work together]

Good. You two hungry? There's plenty of food. [been drinkin the tears of the guys we beat down so sure togebro could go for some food]

[illegalmarriage]

[Same

ugh you stupid bird just go eat-

don't give me that look okay here I'm ruffling your hat and everything see you're all bruised up just

hug

go eat]

[illegalteendad]

Sheesh. I don't remember bein' that bad when I was a kid. Wonder where he picked it up from.

[YOU WERE JUST IN A DIFFERENT WAY]

[illegalmarriage]

I can see the resemblance.

[illegalteendad]

Are you attracted to shiny things?

[illegalmarriage]

Not really?

[illegalteendad]

Nevermind then. There was a Murkrow that'd steal my satellite off my roof every so often, so I was wonderin'.

[illegalmarriage]

Well, yeah. That's not surprising. Murkrow love anything that shines.

[That's a Murkrow thing not a learned from Silver thing

get your shit together]

[illegalteendad]

[he thought it might work the other way around too]

Yeah, I know, but it'd be easier to buy things for you if you liked shiny things too.

[necklaces

bracelets





rings]

[illegalmarriage]

You don't have to buy anything for me.