illegalmarriage | (no subject)

[He'll wave the wild ones away naw sorry you're cool

ahem time for round two]

Bring the kid along with you, you dumb bird!

[what now togebro's in trouble too??

man murbro let's forget them and just live on the streets like we were born to do

we will rule this city]

[I'd be down with that if they didn't need us

maybe some other time in another life

for now just hop on I'll be in even more trouble if I leave you behind]

[yeah alright ain't no fun without his buddy anyway]

[Yeah you punks better get over here

Silver tries to motion to the gang below them, but. Well. Drifty's giant poofy dress is in the way.]

[see she would deflate for him

but that would be dangerous if not done properly

please excuse her as she drifts down yup]

[Thank you. He'll hop down when he's close enough to the ground for it to be a safe drop.]

They're coming.

Cool. Wonder what they've been gettin' up to. Can't be too bad, right?

[gold togebro is practically your twin/son]

It's Murkrow and Togebro.

[Seriously Gold

seriously]

Can't a guy be hopeful?

Yes, but not stupid.

[All of our Pokémon are side eying you Gold

or almost all of them anyway]

[shrug]

Guess we'll have to practice for the day we have kids on them. [... or for when those eggs hatch] Though I'm feelin' like a dad a little too early in life, man.

[Gold he won't be old enough to have kids]

I can't see why.

[yes you will be]

I'm gonna give my mom a huge hug and kiss when I see her for takin' care of all the house Pokémon we've got, that's for sure.

You haven't exactly been the adult around here.

[Gold we walked around and ate food all day there's nothing parent worthy about that]

[are you joking that's exactly what happens at home]

I'm just thinkin' about the coming days! And when we get back to Crys, too.

...We should really look for a way back out tomorrow. [he's being serious now Gold, real talk-] Big bro's worried.

... Big bro?

[Jabbing a thumb in Boobro's direction!] He's big bro now.

[that's cute]

Cool. What's big bro so worried about?

Doesn't matter. If he's worried, I'm listening to him.

[Sure what he said is kind of dumb and Farfetch'd but who cares]

[shrug]

Fine by me. We can hit more stores and stuff while we're lookin' for a way out.

[so there is murkrow and togebro, the latter who is more or less dragging his feet

they are so fucking blingin]

[...Murkrow why the hell do you have a black...

...You stupid bird what happened to you excuse me Gold I need to fuss-]

[s'okay he has to check over togebro too

seriously you too what'd you do try and start a gang?

we didn't try we did it

seriously? shit man good job! didja get any takers? i'm surprised you two've been so busy]

[shut up Gold you two aren't allowed to start a gang do you understand

disband them immediately or so help him he actually will try shoving you in your ball-]