illegalmarriage: (Silver: Be the cool kid)
Silver ([personal profile] illegalmarriage) wrote2013-07-16 03:03 am

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dumb kids part three
illegalteendad: (jeez what an abusive hubbie)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-25 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

no gangs you two

they're no good and you'll get hurt like here look at all your bruises sure the other guys might've gotten off worse but you're still hurt pretty badly]
illegalteendad: (wise guy huh)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-25 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[kids should learn from their own mistakes he's only doing as his mom did]
illegalteendad: (you okay?)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-25 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah but they're just kids it's like having a group of friends you know

i have a gang too you're in it right now

seriously were you two plannin on stealin or muggin anyone]
illegalteendad: (jeez what an abusive hubbie)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-25 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[yeah seriously get with the program pops we didn't find this stuff on the ground you know]
illegalteendad: (i'll wash your mouth out)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-25 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You can only steal from bad guys.

[what oh come on]
illegalteendad: (monkey face)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-25 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[they're going to be the most effective parents ever



as long as they work together]


Good. You two hungry? There's plenty of food. [been drinkin the tears of the guys we beat down so sure togebro could go for some food]
illegalteendad: (yeah sure i guess)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-25 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sheesh. I don't remember bein' that bad when I was a kid. Wonder where he picked it up from.

[YOU WERE JUST IN A DIFFERENT WAY]
illegalteendad: (you okay?)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-26 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Are you attracted to shiny things?
illegalteendad: (monkey face)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-26 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Nevermind then. There was a Murkrow that'd steal my satellite off my roof every so often, so I was wonderin'.
illegalteendad: (shit eating grin)

[personal profile] illegalteendad 2013-07-26 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[he thought it might work the other way around too]

Yeah, I know, but it'd be easier to buy things for you if you liked shiny things too.

[necklaces

bracelets





rings]