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[illegalmarriage]

dumb kids part three

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[illegalteendad]

[NO PLEASE HE'S A POISONOUS GHOST THING QUIT BOUNCING!!!]

I don't wanna know about your private life. [genbro's still not where he wants him to be, but whatever] Especially since it ain't gonna matter once you're on the ground where you belong.

[aintseennothin]

[NEVER NOT BOUNCING]

On the ground? Puh! Hahah! What are you even talking about? You think you're gonna kill me? Or do you think you can actually hold me down?

[illegalteendad]

[STOP BOUNCING.......... PLEASE?]

It'd be easier if I could kill you, yeah, but I can't. Don't get me wrong - it's not 'cause I think I'm too weak to take you out, but Silver wouldn't be too happy if his family died, you know? I gotta keep my eye on the prize. I'll just take you down a few notches and make you pay for what you did to my prized cue.

[aintseennothin]

[ONLY WHEN YOU COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS WHERE SHE CAN BITE YOU]

Alright. Show me what for, "hero". I'll kick your ass from here to Kalos!

[illegalteendad]

[BUT THEN YOU'LL BE CLINGING TO HIM WITH YOUR TEETH AND HE DOESN'T REALLY WANT TO DEAL WITH TEETH HE WON'T BE ABLE TO GET INTO YOUR SHADOW BECAUSE WHEN HE TRIES YOU'LL JUST HOP AGAIN it just doesn't seem economical to him.........

gold makes a show of cracking his knuckles, stretching behind him and unhitching exbro's ball when he comes back, then up for a finally stretch as he steps back and flicks the ball to the ground

there's a flaming badger in front of you, yellow and don't worry - it's only gonna burn for a bit]

Flamethrower! [POWERING UP--]

[illegalmarriage]

[And then Silver calmly heads in. Aibro's on his shoulder, Seadra's by his side. He casually walks between the two of them and kneels down in front of Exbro.

Pap. Pap pap. No fire now. Yes. Close your snout.]

[aintseennothin]

[Well if it isn't Silver! That's perfect, she was actually about to get a little worried, there. Yellow looks waaaay too smug before she giggles, a bit.]

Thanks, Silver. I was hoping we'd get into a friendly wrestle since I'm not allowed to do anything else with him.

[illegalteendad]

[exbro's snout is closed and he's thoroughly confused h... hi?? um

gold is also confused]

What the hell are you doin' here? [didn't he tell you to stay put?]

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[illegalmarriage]

[He walks over to Gold next! Pap pap pap. Shooosh.

You stay put. Not a word. Shhhhh.]

[illegalmarriage]

[And finally, he goes to Yellow. Pap pap. No smugness, no pissing contests. Shoosh.

...How does he handle this?]

You just did, but I can't tell you what to do with him anymore.

[aintseennothin]

Yeah? What's that mean?

[illegalteendad]

[wha bu wait are you gonna tell her that...

ain't she gonna kill you then, dude? he pats exbro slightly, ever so slightly to keep his attention]

[illegalmarriage]

I asked him to leave you alone, too. If he's not gonna agree to that, why should I make you do the same?

[...Besides, he can't order her around anymore. And he broke his promise.]

I don't want you guys to hurt each other, but I can't order you around. [...Pap... pap...

...That's all he can do, really. It would feel too awkward and wrong to try to pull Yellow into a hug.]

[aintseennothin]

[Aww. Yellow doesn't mind the awkwardness, and pulls Silver into a hug anyway.]

You were looking out for everyone. It's okay, I don't want to hurt you.

[But she can be smug as fuck because she knows that Gold is gonna lose this "game" right here and now.]

So don't worry! You know me, I've always got your back. Cheer up!

[illegalteendad]

[so that's how she's gonna play, huh

he is between looking the most annoyed and as smug as she does, though the former wins out if just to keep his shit under wraps

he's kind of disappointed silver didn't say nothing but hey what can you do this is one thing he's not gonna force a bit]

[illegalmarriage]

[Thanks Gold, you'll get slightly less of an earful when we're done here.

Thanks Yellow, he needs the hug. Really. He means every word of it, even if it's leaving out some of the important parts. His relief and smile are genuine and he ruffles her hair.

He wants to hold onto this moment.]

I love you, Yellow. No matter what.

[If nothing else, when things eventually go downhill, he hopes she remembers that. At least everyone can keep the peace for now.]

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[aintseennothin]

I love you too, Silver.

[And then Silver gets all the kisses on his face. Smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch!

And then, a big tight hug!]

[aintseennothin]

[Which conveniently lets her make the smuggest face at Gold.

Yeah.

She put you through all of those traps and tortuously destroyed your cuestick to incite your anger and guess what, Silver still loves her and is here and happy and cuddly

You lose.]

[illegalteendad]

[gold can't help himself

he grins

he's fucking grinning at her, since silver can't see him with her hugging him like that

but he's not saying anything just yet]

[illegalmarriage]

[Silver's predictably oblivious to these antics- Gold is probably upset, right? Whatever. He can deal with him in a minute. He'll be dragging him off anyway.]

[aintseennothin]

[Yellow is totally not buying into that grin of yours, Gold. But she lets go of Silver and pats his hair.]

I gotta heal my Pokémon, Gold drained them completely with that Gengar of his. Take me home, after?

[illegalteendad]

He can't. [genbro pops into gold's shadow and is recalled pretty fast, though exbro's notably still out and gold doesn't sound upset at all] 'Cause he's taking his boyfriend home.

[we can talk later silver

you can yell at him all you want

all gold cares about in this moment is that he has topped yellow

(sorry)]

[illegalmarriage]

[Oh

well then

fuck you Gold holy shit

keep calm and own it-]

...I need to give him an earful and make sure he gets cleaned up.

[aintseennothin]

[Nope.

Nope nope nope SORRY SILVER she's pulling and pushing you behind her BECAUSE SHE IS GOING TO LEAP ON GOLD AND PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF HIM]

[illegalteendad]

[you gotta get past a snarling, fully fired up typhlosion who is standing on his hind legs and ready to set her world aflame if she even comes within an inch of his trainer

but gold's not gonna antagonize her anymore; his job is done and he's quite happy with it

he did say he wouldn't do that at least]