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[well you mess with his electronics, sure, but he's not planning on letting it get away

steelbro should be more than enough metal for maggie to stick to am i right]

You goin' someplace, darlin'? Can't you stick around a little longer and point me in the right direction?

[Possibly, but all it's doing now is letting out a shrill and horrible Screech...]

[hdgudbgskh YEOWCH

rock tomb rock tomb to block that shit up it's muffled now but hrrrg that hurt]

You're as annoying as Yellow, that's for sure... [his ears are ringing] Stop your screechin' and give me a direction and I'll letcha go free.

[It Screeches for a while more, before it stops. Alright, it will. But you'll have to make it or your Steelix faint to stop the Magnet Pull...]

[he wishes he would pry maggie off but he ain't got nothin to do that with

... and it'd be pretty impossible]

If you try and run, Exbro'll make sure you're nothin' but a pile of melted scrap metal. Got it?

[steelbro's ready to take one for the team too, especially since gold'll hopefully have time to use a revive on the big guy. if not he's still got another ace but his sleeve]

[Ah yes, go ahead and KO one of your teammates, splendid.

Maggie waits patiently and spins excitedly when its free, letting off a pulse of electricity and electromagnetism in happiness. It pauses, before floating towards the door at the other end of the room that Gold did not enter, floating next to the door.

You were going the right way all along.]

[good

sorry, but he's gonna have exbro try and take care of or scare off maggie anyway; you can't be too careful with yellow's pokemon after all

but regardless if he just scares her off or what he'll make sure sudobro and steelbro are good and with him and head on through with his badgerbro]

[Maggie keeps spinning and floating around angrily, until the door opens and it flies through. It goes straight up - there's a tiny passageway for Maggie to get through, which is most likely its quickest route to Yellow. Alas, it is too tiny for Gold to try and climb through.

He must, instead, continue forth in the dimly lit hallway.]

[oh well

let's go then, exbro, may your flame light the way and whatnot]

[Excellent, Yellow wasn't certain this trap would work but with all the extra weight? Absolutely.

The floor collapses, dropping into a pit with a shallow pool of water.

Wait, that smell - that's not water, that's bleach. Enjoy your nice clothes being ruined! Don't swallow any, now. Upon inspection, Gold will note that the edges of the steel floor were gnawed on by what was, most likely, Ratty.]

[so it's bleach

this fucking burns he's returning exbro fuck that he's not letting his buddy get hurt he's gonna try and see if there's someplace he can climb up onto

and if there isn't, he'll let polibro out to dilute the bleach with water and that'll lift them up levels too]

[Yep! Enjoy that. You'll see Ratty in the hallway, just out of reach by the time that Gold climbs out. He'll be your new escort through the hallway...]

[hold on just let polibro power-clean gold off because seriously??? bleach is blech

and once that's done (he still looks like shit and he's still drenched and ugh ugh ugh this is awful) he'll return polibro and chase after ratty]

[Yep! Enjoy the chase!

Especially when you chase the rat into a pitch dark room, see Ratty disappear through a small flap in the wall on the other side of this strange room, and then get assailed with a bunch of wild, grouchy Zubat!

Enjoy that Supersonic, there's nearly a hundred of those awful bats. ~~If only you'd agreed to bring Crystal, she could have caught them all...~~]

[gold presses his hands against his ears to block out the sound the best he can, but it's pretty damn hard to concentrate--

sunbro has flash he'll sacrifice his hearing to light this place up and scare those zubat]

[It angers the bats! They start attacking or trying to fly out of the room in a big swarm.

Of course Yellow would put you in a situation to try and tire your Pokémon out. Of course.]

[of course

he still needs sunbro out to keep up her flash, but he'll protect her with his own body and kick open the door far enough to let out those that wanna get going

and for the rest of them sudobro can beat them down with his rockin self

gold is gonna be running on adrenaline fumes by the end of this goose chase]

[That's the idea! But the end is in sight! There's one last long hallway, and even from this far Gold should be able to read on the distant door, painted in red paint;]

Come and get me.

[oh he's coming alright

there's not a fucking single shred of hesitation late as he, battered and bleached and bitten and burning to hell and back, slams the door open with a laugh and shout]

You done playin' games, Yellow? [he doesn't have any of his pokemon out anymore, it'll just be you and him, though he's got one hand close to genbro's ball]

[Yellow's sitting on the same posh chair from the video tape, her Pokémon gathered around her. She's already finished healing them all up, patting Maggie especially for its hard work.]

The game ends when you die, my friend. But sure.

[She stands up, walking forward.]

I'll even give you the first hit.

[Then she'll be allowed to call it self defense, and to kill you, Gold. But not before she beats the crap out of you.]

You're underestimating me, Yellow, my partners and I have gotten stronger.

[he hasn't had the time to really heal up his team on the other hand, but there's just anger in his eyes and he seems pretty damn confident

especially since he just unhitches one pokeball and keeps the pokemon inside hidden]

In fact, your offer's plenty! [since he's been lacking his cuestick, he's managed to use his spare time to practice bouncing his balls off the floor to where he wants them to be

and where he wants genbro to land is in front of yellow's pokemon with a hypnosis

could you call this a technical first hit when he hasn't done any harm to her?]

[She is angry, sure, but she just coldly "tsks" and leaves them, turning her attention back to Gold.]

They've done their jobs. Were you really that scared that you had to force them to take naps? You're going to mess up their sleep schedules.

Please, I'm just givin' them the rest they deserve, Yellow. I'm a kind person. You've been workin' them pretty hard.

[he shrugs and grins]

You deserve a rest too, Yellow. Aren't you tired of bein' an asshole all the time? Genbro can give you an easy sleep too.

Ranny, use Crunch.

[Oh hey Hypnosis didn't succeed on all of them. The little Nidoran launches itself at Gengar, while Yellow holds her arms out at her sides. Nothing in hand, far from her pockets.]

Hit me, Gold. Hit me as hard as you can. You'll feel better. And it'll be okay because you're the hero.

[genbro'll take an okay amount of damage from that, but he'll slip into the shadows if he's able to

particularly ranny's friends shadows

gold flicks his eyes from genbro and back to yellow - if he's able to, gold wants him to at some point slip into yellow's]

Am I allowed to pat you down first? Just to make sure you ain't got nothin' up your... sleeves, buddy.