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[illegalmarriage]

dumb kids part three

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[illegalteendad]

[shut your face--

mmm eggys hello there eggs

you're so beautiful yes you are little bearers of liiife]

[illegalmarriage]

[Hey shut your mouth it's not like they do this all the ti

okay so they have a slight bias towards food

food is great, fuck off

...maybe they have a problem]

[boobro]

[fatasses

can't you find something better to eat?

like each other?]

[illegalteendad]

[... not a bad idea]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Why would he want to eat Gold

Boobro you're weird]

[boobro]

[... you're so clueless

-- no its okay silver dusty doesn't understand either]

[illegalteendad]

[see this is what he's gotta deaaal wiiith and then out of the blue offered to help??

seriously this guy's a tease--]

[illegalmarriage]

[...I think they're weird too, Dusty]

[boobro]

[boobro feels kind of bad for gold--

... big bro, why would you want to eat someone?

uh

um

it's a thing that people like gold and silver do because they're boyfriends]

[illegalteendad]

[... that's a good way to put it he guesses

forget it though it's

something you'll learn about when you're older dusty

... but silver's got no excuse you sheltered princess]

[illegalmarriage]

[No seriously guys what are you...

...

oh this is something lewd isn't it

okay

he doesn't want to know anymore come here Dusty have some hugs instead of Boobro]

[boobro]

[???? okay dusty will take hugs

boobro is similarly okay with not being hugged anymore and will just have a rare moment of understanding with gold

seriously, silver, of course it's lewd it's gold]

[illegalteendad]

[rude not everything he says is










okay shut up]

[illegalmarriage]

[Good

get used to hugs they're definitely a Thing

his ears droop down in disapproval of both Gold and Boobro though like seriously you two]

[boobro]

[yeah yeah whatever he's gonna hop down the street a sec because he saw some of their group getting their fur... hair done

c'mon dusty let's see if we can get anything done to that mess of hair of yours]

[illegalteendad]

[which means gold's gonna take this chance to use his tailhands to perk silver's ears back up

rubbing them a little on the tips

c'mon silver there ain't no harm in a dirty joke or two]

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[You're doing that again aren't you]

[illegalmarriage]

[Nope going with Boobro and Dusty]

[illegalteendad]

[and leaving him alone with the food and eggs?!

silver, silver, you've become so allergic to gold's touches he's so conflicted between amused and annoyed

mostly amused

he'll just gather a bunch of their pokemon as they pass by while you do that]

[boobro]

[-- oh silver's coming with them

cool]

What's with the lame costumes, anyway?

[illegalmarriage]

[good

hi]

Some weird green Pokémon forced us into them. [...] Sorry for making you pay for that, Dusty.

[His ears are constantly twitching. Like a real Weavile!]

[boobro]

[it's no problem!! she didn't mind at all

besides they look cute i mean look at those ears heeee]

Weird green Pokémon that can sew clothes? Sounds like a Leavanny. They're pretty proud of their thread and it's probably even worse here.

[illegalmarriage]

[Leavanny...] I still don't get how these ears work.

[Even the butt feathers are sensitive but he's not mentioning that one]

[boobro]

[gold would have a seriously fun time if he knew that]

Can you hear everything ten times as well?

[illegalmarriage]

I have no idea how, but yeah.

[Which is why Gold's not gonna find out]