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[Wh-

hey at least act a little conflicted about it

he's been worried and fussing and sweating this since you left and that's it?]

Are you sure?

[silver we all know you over think things]

I wouldn't be saying so if I wasn't.

[told you so]

[Are you kidding me

fine

come here he's hugging you whether you like it or not you stupid smug piece of shit coffin]

[what ugh oh come on silver really--

dusty no don't join in

huurrrggg]

What, have you been thinking about that the entire time? [the smuggest look at gold] You can't even get a date with him without me being around.

I got plenty done even if he was worryin' over your dumb self, dude. Plenty done.

[Silver nods! They did a lot, he wasn't completely worried the entire time

they got ice cream and everything

still not letting go though sorry Boobro

he'll hug Dusty too good now it's a proper group hug]

[fiiiine

sheesh you two are so in love it's disgusting

alright alright he'll free one of his hands so he can ruffle silver's hair]

Now get off, huh? And feed me since I'm holdin' all my future kids.

You got a free hand, you can feed yourself.

[though he knows silver probably wouldn't mind it]

Pass a couple to Gold. I'm not letting go.

[Them's the breaks dude]

[fiiiine he'll do just that

roaming a city sure makes one hungry

not that you guys would understand you pigs]

[shut your face--

mmm eggys hello there eggs

you're so beautiful yes you are little bearers of liiife]

[Hey shut your mouth it's not like they do this all the ti

okay so they have a slight bias towards food

food is great, fuck off

...maybe they have a problem]

[fatasses

can't you find something better to eat?

like each other?]

[... not a bad idea]

[...Why would he want to eat Gold

Boobro you're weird]

[... you're so clueless

-- no its okay silver dusty doesn't understand either]

[see this is what he's gotta deaaal wiiith and then out of the blue offered to help??

seriously this guy's a tease--]

[...I think they're weird too, Dusty]

[boobro feels kind of bad for gold--

... big bro, why would you want to eat someone?

uh

um

it's a thing that people like gold and silver do because they're boyfriends]

[... that's a good way to put it he guesses

forget it though it's

something you'll learn about when you're older dusty

... but silver's got no excuse you sheltered princess]

[No seriously guys what are you...

...

oh this is something lewd isn't it

okay

he doesn't want to know anymore come here Dusty have some hugs instead of Boobro]

[???? okay dusty will take hugs

boobro is similarly okay with not being hugged anymore and will just have a rare moment of understanding with gold

seriously, silver, of course it's lewd it's gold]

[rude not everything he says is

okay shut up]

[Good

get used to hugs they're definitely a Thing

his ears droop down in disapproval of both Gold and Boobro though like seriously you two]