illegalmarriage | (no subject)

Please. It's gonna be a repeat of the cake contest.

[Yeah neither is he]

[ugh]

I got almost zero tolerance for sweet shit because of that, you know. But this array? I can totally pack more than you.

[mama's happy to see them all fired up!!! she'll go back to the kitchen then]

Sure you will.

[...Yeah no fuck you Gold he can totally handle more of this than you can]

[here he'll even start]

[It's on

for a little while

are they done yet]

[not even half way...

how much food did she put on this cart sweet mother of mew]

[A lot

can't we just

say something]

[if we do

it's all on you buddy]

[You know what he's just

he's just going to move his food over, put his utensils down, and plant his head on the table

man this is the life]

[so he wins huh

VICTOORRYYuugghhh no he'll do the same fuck that noise

mama comes out to check on them oh no what's wrong are they stuffed already....?]

...It's our first time in this city. We've been trying out different foods all day.

[So. Yes, they're full.]

[... aw, but... see, she created this restaurant in memory of her husband, who used to be able to go through her eight course dinner like it was nothing

but he became the steak others so enjoy and she hates

she loved him so much, she wanted others to enjoy her cooking just as he had! a full eight course, all laid out for her customers, but they... no one comes to even visit her these days, to eat her delicious home cooked meals, so it's been such a while that she's had some sit down and ask for even a glass of water

mama's even got tears in her eyes, she's all choked up and trying her best not to cry, and this is just making gold feel bad

he hates seeing troubled people and pokemon]

That's... I'm sorry, Mama. About your husband and all. [and liking steak]

[Here Silver will even just

get up and pat her on the back reassuringly]

We can come back soon with empty stomachs and all of our Pokémon, if you'd like. I'm sure they'd all enjoy your food.

[...] It might help if you make the eight course meal a special. Or a challenge. But not the norm. Not everyone can handle eight dishes, Mama.

[did you say something silver ramsey because you're both being pressed to her utters

she's so happy that you'll come back!!! she'll make it a challenge, since they seemed so delighted to use it for a competition!!!]

Um, uh, yeah. [silver????]

[Glad... you're happy...]

[oooone more tight squeeze

and she'll let them go and clap her hooves excitedly together

they promise, right? they they'll come back? with all of their friends!]

Yeah, of course! You can count on it. I mean, your cookin's great, so. You're our first stop.

Absolutely. [The food is really good, so...]

[she's so happy...! she's going to give them a pair of soothe bells

one for silver, one for gold

when you ring them, you'll feel close even if you're apart... she has one too!!!]

That sounds pretty st-- sentimental. Sappy kinda stuff. How bogus. [phooie on you you're gonna take it anyway]

[I think they're cute, Gold

ring riiii wow that's a soothing sound

they live up to their name]

Thank you.

[you would think they're cute--

whoa that is soothing

it's no problem lovely dear ahhh she feels like she's a mother again... she's going to clean up what they didn't eat, but they're free to take whatever food they'd like to their pokemon]

[Thank you very much

alright they've got the food have a nice afternoon Mama

let's go Gold]

[yeah let's go

...

where do they begin looking for their partners]

[...Good question

can we like find somewhere to sit and digest this food a little first]

[yeah let's do that

this looks like a nice spot

maybe they'll get lucky and one of their pokemon'll find them]

[May...

...Drifty and Genbro are heading towards them

well that was easy]