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[illegalmarriage]

dumb kids part three

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[illegalmarriage]

[We're fast enough right

do you feel like moving at a quick pace

or at all

...dammit]

[illegalteendad]

[no he's gonna hurl if they move fast

on the other hand that would probably distract her

do you wanna try]

[illegalmarriage]

[No

not really



you think they can get away with just asking for water]

[illegalteendad]

[no harm in try



nope nevermind she's bringing a cart full of food over

um--]

[illegalmarriage]

[That's--

you.

you can't be serious.]

[illegalteendad]

[she is very serious

please, eat! eat all of it! she's worked so hard to prepare these fine meals for them!


she'll leave them to it

while she watches through the kitchen window]

... Silver...

[illegalmarriage]

[...]

Do you think she'd mind if we took this to go? We could share it with our Pokémon...

[illegalteendad]

Yeah, except we'd have to carry all this until we found them. Not lookin' forward to that.

[illegalmarriage]

You wanna eat it all instead?

[illegalteendad]

[no]

[illegalmarriage]

Then go ask.

[illegalteendad]

I don't wanna ask her! Look at her, she's--

[gone from the window

for some reason gold's fearful feeling]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Is this a good time to make a break for it?]

[illegalteendad]

[there is the door to the kitchen opening

and carried out is a tray full of more food

she heard they had hungry pokemon! so she took the liberty of making them their own tray




aren't you going to eat your food, dears?]

[illegalmarriage]

[all yours, Gold]

[illegalteendad]

[silver you ass]

Yeah! Yeah, of course. Uh. We were just gonna get better situated for... an eating contest!

[illegalmarriage]

We were?

[Wait wait roll with it-] Yeah, an eating contest.

[This is a mistake]

[illegalteendad]

[in that case


she'll continue to bring them food when they run out

okay??]

Yeah. Thanks. Uh. Miss Mama.

[please, just mama~]

[illegalmarriage]

[This was a huge mistake

and they can't leave

so uh]

I'll eat you under the table anyway. It's your funeral.

[...If he says it maybe he'll get Gold worked up and it will be easier for him]

[illegalteendad]

[he's not feelin it dude

but he'll do it]

Yeah, right. You're gonna hurl before you even take your first bite!

[illegalmarriage]

Please. It's gonna be a repeat of the cake contest.

[Yeah neither is he]

[illegalteendad]

[ugh]

I got almost zero tolerance for sweet shit because of that, you know. But this array? I can totally pack more than you.

[mama's happy to see them all fired up!!! she'll go back to the kitchen then]

[illegalmarriage]

Sure you will.

[...Yeah no fuck you Gold he can totally handle more of this than you can]

[illegalteendad]

[here he'll even start]

[illegalmarriage]

[It's on





for a little while

are they done yet]