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Yeah, but in a city this big? You gotta be ready to burst your stomach.

That sounds painful. We can stick around for longer or come back later.

What if they have menus that change daily?

You're really hellbent on trying them all today, aren't you?

I seriously am.

[...]

Let's do it.

[AND SO THEY TRIED]

[AND TRIED AND TRIED

WOW YOU KNOW HOW MANY CAFES AND RESTAURANTS AND LITTLE SHOPS AND BOOTHS AND PARLORS THERE ARE??

A TON

christ they're all like within walking distance of each other too at times

how does anyone get business in cities]

[By having lots and lots of people

there is without fail a line for almost every place

especially the best ones]

["we're gonna do them all" they thought

"holy shit why are the lines so long" they continue to think

"can you not eat faster" they whined when they saw pokemon and some pokepeople enjoying their food]

[Yet they still gradually traversed them

and it was great

fantastic even

until later on in the afternoon of course when they've tried way too much food]

Are you sure you wanna keep doing this?

Yes. I ain't backin' down. I said I would, so I'm gonna.

[honestly his determination is gonna be the only thing keeping him going]

[And then evening came

and the end was nowhere in sight

but they've cleared a few... blocks...

...Gold we need to stop]

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[... he can barely keep moving

one step at a time

one

step

at

a]

I'm gonna explode. Who's great idea was this, again? Shit. One more. One more, and we're done. Alright?

Yours.

[One more. One more can't hurt.] Let's go.

I'm stupid. I'm seriously, seriously stupid. If I suggest somethin' like this again, hit me.

[okay... that place seems nice and the line's not too long

barely a line at all actually

it's the evening you'd think there'd be more people WHATEVER let's go in]

[Going, going!

Almost done. Just a little more. They're almost done...

...Seriously, why is the line so short?...]

[a miltank ROLLS towards them and stops short of actually bowling them over

stands up and smiles

WELCOME TO MAMA'S MOOTHFUL OF FOOD please please allow her to sit you give you menus and order whatever you like

whatever you'd like

really, you two are just so skinny tsk tsk she's seen weavile and ambipom with more fat between them than you two]

[They

uh

...Gold this was a mistake]

[yeah but

she's not gonna let them leave

if they even think about it she just

smiles

and brandishes her knife a little

silver i think we have an issue]

[We're fast enough right

do you feel like moving at a quick pace

or at all

...dammit]

[no he's gonna hurl if they move fast

on the other hand that would probably distract her

do you wanna try]

[No

not really

you think they can get away with just asking for water]

[no harm in try

nope nevermind she's bringing a cart full of food over

um--]

[That's--

you.

you can't be serious.]

[she is very serious

please, eat! eat all of it! she's worked so hard to prepare these fine meals for them!

she'll leave them to it

while she watches through the kitchen window]

... Silver...