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Yeah, especially with all those eggs Boobro got...

[still he's not adverse to the thought of having a family with silver hmmmm

the bellossom do a little dance - good luck! - and will even tend to gold's tailhand

so long as they get them ice cream]

You're pretty and sneaky. Like a group of Blues.

[Sneaky.

...Gold's never called Blue sneaky before. He's always said stuff about how she's mean or awful or hot or...

...

Can he squeeze your hand a little Gold because he's going to do it anyway]

It's no problem.

[well she's all those things

and sneaky

that's a pleasant response though huh......]

Yeah, no problem. Least I can do for you helpin' me with my tail. [wiggle wiggle] Just give me your orders.

[hope you can remember all five of them]

[He'll just repeat them back at the Bellossom to make sure he's got them all right

okay cool

hey it's almost our turn too that's great]

[yeah cool okay

gold'll get the bellossoms' orders and you get your own okay silver

he's having an enigma sherbert though yup he'd say he'd try it and he will--

what the hell are you ordering silver]

[Can I get a scoop of every flavor, two of those, three of these, five of these--

what

yes I'm serious]

[silver

silver no]

[...Or I can just get what he's having

with an extra three-

a single extra scoop

yeah]

[okay

cool

yeah good

you can get three extra scoops go on]

[you're the best]

[duh he's the best like come on dude seriously

okay bellossom get their ice cream and they'll skip off with a curtsy of thanks]

Sweet gals. Okay, so we've got ice cream... What's next on the list? [wow this is good]

[It's sweet and spicy ice cream dude of course it's good]

Pizza? Pasta?

You're gonna get muffintops again.

[okay c'mere gimme your hand let's go find our next cuisine conquest]

At least we'll match.

Besides, you're the one that wanted to eat everywhere.

[scuse you]

There's nothing wrong with a healthy appetite for adventure and new foods! Besides, I'll just work it all off. Probably.

We're gonna be here for more than a day, right? There's no need to try them all at once.

Yeah, but in a city this big? You gotta be ready to burst your stomach.

That sounds painful. We can stick around for longer or come back later.

What if they have menus that change daily?

You're really hellbent on trying them all today, aren't you?

I seriously am.

[...]

Let's do it.

[AND SO THEY TRIED]

[AND TRIED AND TRIED

WOW YOU KNOW HOW MANY CAFES AND RESTAURANTS AND LITTLE SHOPS AND BOOTHS AND PARLORS THERE ARE??

A TON

christ they're all like within walking distance of each other too at times

how does anyone get business in cities]

[By having lots and lots of people

there is without fail a line for almost every place

especially the best ones]

["we're gonna do them all" they thought

"holy shit why are the lines so long" they continue to think

"can you not eat faster" they whined when they saw pokemon and some pokepeople enjoying their food]