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[...Yeah, that's reasonable. And no problem.

He nods and ducks his head- bows his head, yes that's what he's doing- and pulls Gold along elsewhere.]

[see you-- wow that was fast silver

allow his tailhands to pet you once they're away]

You okay?

[Man, it's really weird seeing you with those tailhands

how does that even work

what was his question again?]

Yeah. [Kind of.] Why?

[it works wonders apparently]

Call it boyfriend's intuition or somethin'. [he watches you silver] You just seemed kind of in a rush to get out of there.

...I started to feel like I was intruding on something, that's all. They need their space, right?

Right. He didn't have be such a jerk about it, but hey! That's Boobro. [shrug] Wanna get ice cream? Since we didn't get to get any dessert before.

[He opens his mouth... And then Gold brings up dessert.

Yeah. Yeah, he does.] Sure. [I mean sure he just had an insanely sweet coffee thing but why not]

[here he's grabbing silver's hand and scanning around for a parlor-- there!]

What's your favorite flavor? Any kind?

Enigma sherbert. [Yep]

...Or whatever they have, I guess.

That sounds pretty good, maybe I'll try it too... That's a hell of a line. [a buncha pokemon and it even goes outside????]

[It's fantastic you have no...

...Well, they can wait, but-] Must be really good ice cream.

It ain't too hot, so I guess it won't be so bad... Oooor we could cut in line. Feelin' naughty, Silver?

Go ahead. I'm not stopping you.

[you bet

time to put his master skills to the test

let's see... he'll get one of his tailhands beneath a vileplume's petals just a pokemon ahead of them and tickle tickle tickle--

yup

there goes part of the line thanks to a sneeze of stun spore scuse him he's sneaking up]

[...Well damn, well done

He's gonna keep to the back of the line in the event that Gold gets caught, but he's interested to see how far he can make it to the front...]

[are you joking these tailhands are fanfuckingtastic--

and one's stepped on by a graveler

he isn't sure how but owowowowowow that's a pain ow ow ow he's stuck in front of this rock, that's not nearly as ahead as he would'be liked to be]

[That. That looks painful.

He plays with one of his feather ears for a second- what's in these things that make them so realistic and sensitive?

...

There's a button room. He just shouldn't question it.

You're on your own, Gold.]

[HE CAN'T EVEN TICKLE THE GODDAMN THING IT'S A ROCK

A ROCK SILVER

COME ON HELP A DUDE OUT DON'T YOU LIKE HIM]

[Siiiighhhhh. Okay, okay.

He sneaks out of line and ducks around a corner, clears his throat, and...

Oh dear, I can't possibly take care of this all by myself! I could use the help of someone big and strong, like a Graveler!

The Graveler has to think about it, but he eventually moves away from Gold's tail and heads around the corner to help the "cute girl in distress".

Aaaand Silver's out of here before he actually gets spotted because fuck that.]

[PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

PFFFIOW OW HIS TAIL STILL HURTS BUT

PFFFFT

ARE YOU JOKING SILVER

DID YOU

DID YOU REALLY

GOLD IS TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO LAUGH laughing to keep from crying oh gosh his poor tail he's going to cuddle it and motion silver to get beside him c'mere dude he owes you like a fucking enigma sundae]

[Coming dear

laugh it up, Silver's owning it

he's trying to restrain laughter himself because he can't believe that Graveler actually fell for that]

[you

are such a great boyfriend

seriously

kiss his tailhand better?]

[Yeah alright sure why not

hopefully they haven't drawn too much attention...]

[aw yeah you're such a cute guy

... well they're drawing attention now

mostly from a group of giggling bellossom school girls wow what a cute couple they are

have they made any eggs

are they planning on it--]

[Oh. Oh. Uh.]

We're not- [Pokémon? Word's still out on whether or not people can lay eggs-]

...Guys can't make eggs together. [Right?

Silver that's not the problem here]

Edited 2013-07-23 00:32 (UTC)