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[...]

Okay.

[Leavanny you're totally crazy just so you know

well uh...]

Why do these ears and tails move?

[because ART MOVES THE SOOOUL

and they're carefully woven with sensitive silks

"... Something about the thread, I think."

SENSITIVE

SILKS!!!!]

Cool. How sensitive are they?

[give a shot sir touch something anything and guaranteed it will react as if it were part of your own body

in which he'll play with one of silver's featherears with one of his new hands--]

[I fucking hate you]

Knock it off!

Super sensitive~! Ha, this is great! Hey, hey, Silver, once we drop Dusty here off with Boobro, let's find a hotel and see how long it takes my four hands to get you turned on.

[leavanny is disgusted how dare oyu use his artwork for something like that]

[So help him Gold he is ten seconds from punching you in the face]

I'll pass.

[that's too bad

but he'll stop heheh though he'll still eye them like he wants to do something with them

(he does)]

Suit yourself. I guess we can have some fun without checkin' in anyway.

[ummm dusty has to ask is... boobro her trainer

oh and uh

she'll give leavanny the required pay she gets it from her job and stuff]

[Oh uh

thank you-]

Yeah. Gold nicknamed him before we knew what he was.

It's a nice name, right?

[she guesses it is--

leavanny is shoving them all out ty for your patronage but you're done now GO SHOW THE WORLD HIS ART

AND GIVE THEM HIS NAME]

He seems to-

[Like iiiokay let's go

sure

thank you

okay let's find Boobro-]

Ever notice how weird everyone is here? I can't tell if it's because of the entire place itself or if it's just because Pokémon've adopted this place as their own...

["From what I know... They've always been like this." dusty's got nothin else though since she's always been here since as far as she could remember before her trainer died and all]

I don't know, Gold. I think you're weirder.

[Come on Dusty sweetie let's hold hands and go look for Boobro]

What? How am I weirder than that bug thing we just paid for this stuff?

[he's coming he's coming seriously man he's not weirder...]

The first thing you thought of is messing with these feather ears.

[Hopefully they can find Boobro...]

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[oh come on]

That's not weird, I was just curious if you'd get as squirmy as you did when you were a Pokémon.

[dusty quietly thinks they're both weird and hopes they find her trainer soon]

You keep proving my point.

[He's gotta be around here somewhere-]

Like you weren't curious too! You loved it when I did that!

[there's a bunch of eggs coming around the corner--]

[but thankfully the man steps out of the way with a glare]

Hey, watch it!

[he wont say a word about your stupid outfits if you dont say a fuckin word about his eggs]

Hey, there you...

[...Boobro what the fuck did he say]

[... is... is that her trainer behind all of those eggs...?

dusty's not sure what to do at first but she'll hug him ahhHHHH IT'S HER TRAINER...............

"You went from grave robbing to cradling robbing!"

--pFFT HAAHAHA GOLD'S SO DONE WITH THIS DUSKULL HE LOVES HER CAN HE KEEP HER SILVER]

[........ wait hold on

was this

he's gonna carefully give these eggs to silver and gold

and then he's going to scoop dusty into his arms all of his arms]

Dusty! Dusty, is that seriously you? Holy shit, I'd never thought I'd see you again! Hey, girlie, I'm not robbing anything anymore. They're my kids. You're an auntie now. [he's so niiiice to her nuzzle nuzzle this is his adoraskull girl--]

[Hey slow down don't hand him all of these at once you weren't supposed to...

...

...

Alright, he'll give him a break. Seeing him this happy is a treat.]

[yeah yeah he'll take them

hey hey silver

man

boobro's seriously kind of cute

wanna go to a hotel now or--

"You should be more responsible! How're you going to take care of all these eggs if you can't even take care of yourself?" sigh sigh dusty is so happy to see her trainer again ahhhh "I missed you. Now we can talk again."]

[mmmhmm keep talking little girl he doesn't even care

he's going to be ruffling gold and silver's hair so casually with two of his arms though ttthhhhanks guys

seriously made his day]

I'll just get my trainer to take care of them. Him and his friend get pretty heated, as I'm sure you've seen. They're shameless.

[Shameless huh

you brought this upon yourself Boobro]

We can take care of them, you, and your adoraskull Dusty, right Gold?

[Shots fired]

You bet, Silver.

[bang bang baby

dusty only looks slightly apologetic]