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[illegalmarriage]

dumb kids part three

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[illegalmarriage]

[Absolutely

keep quiet okay I want to make fun of him]

[illegalteendad]

[sure sure you can have your fun it'll be fiiiine

"Are you two good friends with him?"]

... Kinda. I caught him, then this guy traded me to do somethin' with him and your trainer-Pokémon kinda got attached and so he's his partner now. But yeah, I'd say we're friendly.

[whew

see her trainer didn't have many friends besides her, so it's a relief to know that he's got some]

[illegalmarriage]

[Nod.] Don't worry. He's got plenty of friends now.

[illegalteendad]

Yeah, tons... [thinking on it they have a ton of pokemon] About as many as I've got at home, I guess. Between me and him, I mean, we've got a ton of friends.

[how many]

[illegalmarriage]

[Uh... Eleven between them from home, Then there's Steelbro, Pinbro, Drifty, Genbro, Boobro...]

Sixteen. [Gold we should probably uh

cut back on adopting so many Pokémon-] I know it's a lot, but you're still welcome to come with us if you want.

[illegalteendad]

[yyeeeaaaah we should

"Can I really...? I'd love to be with my trainer again."]

Yeah, of course! You can even join me and Genbro... Or, you know, stick with your trainer and stuff. Then Silver'll have three of you ghosts.

[illegalmarriage]

It's up to you. You don't have to choose right away, either. [At this rate, he might as well be known for ghost-types...]

[illegalteendad]

[she'll think about it

meanwhile, the leavanny is coming back and checking in on them

ah... yes perfect shades...

okay, he'll bring them clothes

... they look suspiciously similar to two certain pokemon?]

You want us to put on those?

[yes. he'll rinse the excess dye from their heads and towel it up mmhmm now put them on]

[illegalmarriage]

[...Doesn't that look like a Sneasel?

Okay, okay, he'll put it on-]

[illegalteendad]

[and his "helpers" will put gold's aipom on

dusty gets a very pretty dress for her future meeting with her boyfriend--

"H-He's family! Like my big brother!"

-- yes yes whatever AAAAND THERE ARE JYNX to do make up yes yes hello please stay still while we fix you up with anything and everything berries can buy

they're gonna look great in about ten]

[illegalmarriage]

[Sorry Dusty I'm sure he's your big- whoa makeup

uh

okay

jeez-]

1/2

[illegalteendad]

[when everything is all done

leavanny steps back

yes

yes perfect

his designs have come to life! he was truly inspired! thank you, thank you, please look into the mirror and enjoy your new features!]

[illegalteendad]

[...]

What the hell kind of fashion show is this?!

[a poképarade]

[illegalmarriage]

[...What the hell is this

his hair is

why is his hair bright pink

what's going on

what are these things on his head they look like feather ears

oh god they're twitch...ing...

They made him a Sneasel]

[illegalteendad]

[... oh he can move his two tails




two????]

What am I, a deformed Aipom? You guys got a lotta nerve, dyin' our hair and makin' us look like this!

[excuse You if You cannot Accept art!!! leavanny doesn't care and will hold our his hands for payment]

Like hell I'm payin' for this!

[illegalmarriage]

...Is there a reason why he has two tails? [Twitch twitch] and why I have two ears?

[Uh, sorry about him--]

[illegalteendad]

[dusty will help yes

"He says that you're a Weavile, Silver, and... Gold was it? Gold's an Ambipom. They're, um, from the same families as Sneasel and Aipom, which you two apparently look similar to?"]

... Yeah, Silver looks just like a Sneasel. Huh. Didn't know Aibro could evolve.

[illegalmarriage]

[And you look just like a...

hold up]

Sneasel can evolve?

[illegalteendad]

["Mmhmm! They grow a third claw on their paws... I'm not sure what that'd mean for you trainers, but--"

aHEM allow the INTELLIGENT LIFE FORM EXPLAIN

yes that is leavanny

ahem

duskull kid, please translate

"... Um, he says you need to give it a claw as sharp as their senses. And for Aipom, it'll evolve naturally after it learns to attack as if it has two tails."]

What, you can't give us a non-puzzle version?

[no. this is also an art]

[illegalmarriage]

[...]

Okay.

[Leavanny you're totally crazy just so you know

well uh...]

Why do these ears and tails move?

[illegalteendad]

[because ART MOVES THE SOOOUL






and they're carefully woven with sensitive silks

"... Something about the thread, I think."

SENSITIVE

SILKS!!!!]

Cool. How sensitive are they?

[give a shot sir touch something anything and guaranteed it will react as if it were part of your own body

in which he'll play with one of silver's featherears with one of his new hands--]

[illegalmarriage]

[I fucking hate you]

Knock it off!

[illegalteendad]

Super sensitive~! Ha, this is great! Hey, hey, Silver, once we drop Dusty here off with Boobro, let's find a hotel and see how long it takes my four hands to get you turned on.






[leavanny is disgusted how dare oyu use his artwork for something like that]

[illegalmarriage]

[So help him Gold he is ten seconds from punching you in the face]

I'll pass.

[illegalteendad]

[that's too bad

but he'll stop heheh though he'll still eye them like he wants to do something with them

(he does)]

Suit yourself. I guess we can have some fun without checkin' in anyway.

[ummm dusty has to ask is... boobro her trainer

oh and uh

she'll give leavanny the required pay she gets it from her job and stuff]