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[morning Genbro did you sleep well]

He said he wanted me to go instead. [Silver that implies that you offered-] What's it to you?

Edited 2013-07-20 07:33 (UTC)

[mmhmm! his old bones haven't been this well-rested for a while]

I wanted to tease him for having so much energy and not enough stamina, that's all. You actually offered?

[Genbro aren't you like eight]

I guess? Why?

[actually he's older than boobro]

You must be really hungry. [heheh sex jokes]

[Record scratch. Hold up quit making fun of him Boobro no one cares-]

You're older than Boobro?

While I'm surprised you didn't figure out Drifty was a girl, I'm not so surprised you didn't realize that. He acts like a kid.

[there's... you know, there's nothing wrong with that, at times, boobro

but yes, genbro is older than him - but not by much, he has to admit, just one or two human years]

...You're really a wimpy old guy?

[Silver]

[silver]

He's not Steelbro old, but he's old.

[... wimpy....]

[It's a step up from "Terrifying thing that should never be let out of its Pokéball," okay]

You're old too.

[it is, but... wimpy....]

That's only because you're young. When you're my age, it won't be so old.

Well yeah, because I'll be old.

Or dead.

Are you gonna stuff me in your coffin if I'm dying?

And force you to become like me? Forget it. This isn't a fate I'd wish on anyone. How old do you think I am, anyway?

Better than being in some afterlife. [...] I'd be able to protect people like you, too...

[Wow this is morbid uh-] Twenty?

[boobro considers it a curse

after all, a human cursed to become a slave to anyone who caught it as a pokemon?

curse, curse, curse]

That's old?! You're going to kill me a second time, Silver. I'm a little younger than that.

[Wow do you really think you're a slave Boobro

really]

I've got another third of my life before I hit it. It's old.

Eighteen? Seventeen?

[nope they're cool

friends

you know, that sort of thing]

Eighteen, nineteen. This guy's early twenties.

[Then how come it's slavery dude slavery is like rocket stuff]

You look like you're twelve, tops.

Edited 2013-07-20 08:17 (UTC)

[think about it silver

you capture animals from their homes in the wild and then force them to fight, build, and love you]

He does, doesn't he.

[oh, he's only this short because he's stout! gengar don't get the nice thin and lanky deal a pokemon like, say, cofagrigus does]

[Or he lives with Sneasel all his life and loves the shit out of him those are his Pokébeliefs and he's sticking to them]

Were you ever human like Boobro?

...Actually, do you guys know what happens to people when they die?

Edited 2013-07-20 08:30 (UTC)

[it's a good belief but like all of your other ones it's saturated in ignorance and goodwill]

Depends on how they die. Not everyone gets cursed to be reborn.

[genbro doesn't think it's much of a curse, but it is true that it depends on how they die! boobro's the most notable example with his mistake in graverobbing, but most people are put under a curse by a certain type of ghost pokemon or they are reborn if they haven't finished something yet

... genbro himself can't remember how or why he died, but he doesn't mind as much. he's happy to be able to see the world with silver]

[Or maybe you're just a downer

...c'mere Genbro he can give you some attention sorry for asking you about that]

I like Genbro's version better. [C'mere buddy he's still a little nervous around you but he can give you affection, right?]

[yes of course!! the tubby genjinka wouldn't mind attention at all!]

Believe what you want, but I was cursed for my selfishness and greed. Which is why my duty's to protect and help you.

[Remind him to carry you when you're a Gengar that's like Silver's okay with you initiation right there okay]

It's not your duty, Boobro. I appreciate it, but you don't have to do anything for me.

[okay]

You learn a lot when you become a Pokémon. They like helping people too much for my tastes, see, by nature. But it's not like it's a chore. [rufflin your hair silver]

[Alternatively when he's full

how heavy are you, anyway

probably not that heavy if you're so short]

...Wait, are you telling me you warmed up to me thanks to your Pokémon instincts? [and aren't some Pokémon like total assholes

regardless he appreciates the hair ruffling, it's actually kind of calming...]