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[illegalmarriage]

dumb kids part three

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[illegalmarriage]

[...Boobro, boobro wake...

...Give him that coffee for a second Aibro he's gonna wave it gently right under Boobro's nose-]

[boobro]

[that smell...




coffee?! give it here this is his he's going to drink it all COUGH COUGH THAT IS HOT AND SWEET IS THIS A GIRLY COFFEE AIBRO

DID YOU GET A GIRLY COFFEE]

[illegalteendad]

[well he doesn't have anything now...]

[illegalmarriage]

...You weren't kidding when you said you liked coffee.

[Jeez, dude...]

[boobro]

[give him a sec

okay he's okay

quit looking so sad aibro have a pat on the head]

... I didn't get to have that much after I started grave robbing. So this is my first in a long time. A few years, I'd say.

[illegalmarriage]

I can't believe you really robbed graves.

That's such a good idea.

[boobro]

I thought so too! But someone like you shouldn't try it. You've got a future to look forward to.

[illegalmarriage]

...A future. Right.

[...A future...]

Let's head to the city. Maybe there's food there.

[They don't have to wake everyone up, just... enough people to carry everyone over...]

[illegalteendad]

[steelbro can easily carry like five of them okay so aibro will help rouse the big guy

rhydon too hey rhydon steelbro said he can carry more people than you can

(he didn't say it BUT IT IS TRUE SO)

gold will be staying asleep though for good reason he's tuckered out as fuck]

[illegalmarriage]

[Silver's carrying Gold so there's no need to worry about him

Murkrow's carrying Togebro

Rhydon can totally carry more people than Steelbro fuck you!!

Seadra is very sleepy but she'll carry Polibro

You gonna carry Genbro and Drifty, Boobro?]

[boobro]

[yeah, he'll carry them

a short n tubby genjinka and a cute fluffy drifty]

If it was still hot, then it can't be that far. Right? I want a strong bitter one. Because that sweet shit you got isn't going to cut it, Aibro.

[silver didn't mind it]

[illegalmarriage]

[but I love sweet things Aibro

you know those ones that are more like glorified milkshakes than coffee

yeah he loves those

walking--!]

You're so weird.

[boobro]

[no i love those too silver

they're creamy and sweet and delicious!!]

You're weird. Why would you ruin coffee by adding so much into it?

[illegalmarriage]

I've always had coffee to keep me awake, not as a beverage of choice. I might as well enjoy it.

[boobro]

If you're planning to stop here every so often for some, take me with you. Things are usually only free if you steal them.

[illegalmarriage]

[...It's true.]

I'll bring you here whenever you want. Just make up some hand code for me to know when to take you.

[boobro]

Thanks, I will.

[yea maybe like... he'll use his shadow hands to make a cup or something...]

[illegalmarriage]

[A circle? A tube?

Oh. A cup.

A cup of coffee. Yes. Okay. Got it.]

[boobro]

[good

okay let's go COFFEE.............

... yes aibro will lead them this way!!]

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[Good because he's still pretty sleepy and kinda hungry let's make this quick]

[illegalmarriage]

[AND SO, SEVERAL HOURS LATER, WHEN THEY STILL AREN'T THERE...

He's not sure what he expected but it definitely wasn't carrying Pinbro and Gold for hours--]

[illegalteendad]

[guess who's been awake the past ten minutes and has
just been quiet about it]

Where're we going, princess?

[illegalmarriage]

[Oh. Hey. Morning, sunshine.]

The city. There's coffee there. Might be food, too.

[illegalteendad]

[he'll stretch the best he can without disturbing pinbro]

Yeah? How long've we been walking for?

[illegalmarriage]

I don't know. Three hours?