With Yellow totally wreckin' my cuestick. And then I'm not gonna there when she gets back, and she's gonna know I went after Yellow, and she's gonna be more pissed than you are about not tellin' her anything or lettin' her back me up.
[because they're best friends they have a Code to watch each other's backs]
Ah, man... I don't wanna have a lecture from her...
How the hell do you not have it? If you're gonna make your move you gotta be faster about it. Sheesh. I was right about you bein' a terrible wingman... [here let him feel you up for your gear] You two are friendlier, you should've asked her or somethin'. And here I thought you knew it. Ha!
Yeah, no problem. I'll break it and toss it into the water. [meanwhile he'll add crys' number wow man you don't even have his??? excuse him he'll add his number in too he is now boyfriend gold ♥]
okay let's see how to word this in a way that'll hopefully not worry and anger crys...
"yo crys! it's gold. i'm sorry for going after yellow for something dumb without telling you. my gear's messed up and i don't think my dex is okay either but we can deal with that later. silver's gear is cute and pink and he has both our numbers now. we're not gonna be back right away so yellow doesn't get the idea to track us down because i kind of screwed up a little and pissed her off really bad, but we'll be back."
ah yes perfect
waIT SHIT WHAT IF SHE HADN'T SEEN THE TAPE BY THE TIME SHE SAW THIS oh shit oh shit he is frantically tapping hold on silv
"if you didn't find any tape or anything totally forget the other message! me and silver are gonna me gone for a while but don't worry about it"]
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[...] If you promise, I'll promise to do the same thing.
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if only]
Yeah, alright. Promise. [crys is gonna wann--] Oh shit, Crys! She's gonna be pissed at me if she finds that tape!
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[because they're best friends they have a Code to watch each other's backs]
Ah, man... I don't wanna have a lecture from her...
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Not like I can put it off either... [hopefully his gear isn't totally wrecked from the electric bolt, the bleach, and the electromagnetic field
oh
it has definitely seen some shit
he doesn't really trust it] You know, I went through a lot of shit that could've messed this thing up.
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How the hell do you not have it? If you're gonna make your move you gotta be faster about it. Sheesh. I was right about you bein' a terrible wingman... [here let him feel you up for your gear] You two are friendlier, you should've asked her or somethin'. And here I thought you knew it. Ha!
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...Oh, right.]
Could you break the black one for me? I can't keep it around anymore. [Gold said something about a wingman, right? Whatever-]
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... he'll stick it in his pocket for now]
Yeah, no problem. I'll break it and toss it into the water. [meanwhile he'll add crys' number wow man you don't even have his??? excuse him he'll add his number in too he is now boyfriend gold ♥]
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...Just text her and turn off my Pokégear. I don't want to hear her lecture you for the next few hours.
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okay let's see how to word this in a way that'll hopefully not worry and anger crys...
"yo crys! it's gold. i'm sorry for going after yellow for something dumb without telling you. my gear's messed up and i don't think my dex is okay either but we can deal with that later. silver's gear is cute and pink and he has both our numbers now. we're not gonna be back right away so yellow doesn't get the idea to track us down because i kind of screwed up a little and pissed her off really bad, but we'll be back."
ah yes perfect
waIT SHIT WHAT IF SHE HADN'T SEEN THE TAPE BY THE TIME SHE SAW THIS oh shit oh shit he is frantically tapping hold on silv
"if you didn't find any tape or anything totally forget the other message! me and silver are gonna me gone for a while but don't worry about it"]
Whew. Alright, that should do it.
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I mean "I'm with Silver, I'm okay, be back in a few days" would have worked right
but he just keeps texting and texting...
eh whatever]
Good, because we're here.
[Water! And some wild Pokémon. Looks like only caught Pokémon get to be human...]
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it's harder to run from them though ah ha ha ha--]
Wanna join me? I'll bet we can heat up the water pretty quick between the two of us. [gold]
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she'll stick to the edges though because she doesn't know how to swim with her human body oops-]
Yeah, sure. [He sets him down and starts pulling off his clothes pretty much immediately. No shame.]
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also your lack of shame is, as always, refreshing and a little off-putting
where is his blushing bride he wishes it was like that instead so he could coax him into sharing a bath with him
whatever yeah let's get down to skinny dipp
okay but seadra though no just down to boxers yes man.....]
You're so clueless, it's cute.
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[You know, Seadra's just gonna head back out and go elsewhere to give him some space I mean there's plenty of water, so-]
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hold
on
silver come here he needs to squeeze your hips
... where are your muffintops]
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Gold what are you doing]
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he knew they were going away but
now they're just gone
... well he won't mind kissing these too--]
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You do that
no seriously water you doin dude-]
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ffffuck it come on let's get into the wATER THAT IS COLD WATER
okay he's okay whew brrr cold.........]
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Okay no fuck it's pretty cold god damn-
at least it's hot enough to be enjoyable, right...?
...Come here, Gold, he's washing you off.]
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